Just slam your face on the keyboard, you’ll get something eventually
Drowning in the fire,
While burning in the flash floods,
Choking on our screams
We regret to inform you that comedy is dead. Go cry about it.
Just pretend this
Is something
Really deep
And profound
True Discordians don’t use practical fonts.
Word Salad, Yummy Yummy!
Hail ERIS, Full of Fire
The SACRED CHAO is with you
THIS MAN EATS SUGAR CUBES LIKE A GODDAMN HORSE
Kerbarbalo loves me! I’m not sure about you, though.
When a free spirit dies, it flies
Meow meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Meowy meow meow
Leave the fish in the tree
The bird on the moon
Let the cows orbit the stars
Let the absurd exist